Sunday, May 31, 2009

Downing dinner

I think I went over excited with the amount of noodles I cooked. I put 2 packages in the fryin pan and now I sit here with a mountain... Greedy eye.

Did you know that the most common death cause amongs children is dhiarrea, dhiaria, dehirea?? spelling anyone?? One would think it is starvation but it's the dirty water...

Wonderful outside!

Hey! Just got back from a day in the sunshine, sort of. Started my day rolling down to Tescos to buy some food, my fridge is empty! Anyhow, then I went to Starbucks bought one of those frappuccinos... If you get one get the Mango flavoured, Rasberry is shit (not shit but not as good)



so there I was sitting at their table outside, with my books... near the motorway...not a good combo so I went to another coffee shop and got myself a coffee indoors this time without the fumes and roaring engines... No... Didnt work either! AAGH
Well atleast the wheather was Great!
Ah fuck it. So now I'm home...my exam is 2morro and Ive had like 1 hour of revision...Life is fucking great. Thank god for multiple choice questions that make up 30 % of the exam... My plan is Guessing on those and just focus on writing about 1 essay instead of 2! If im lucky I will pass, haha I swear sometimes I wonder what I'm doin at Uni... But it's only 1 year left efter tuesday afternoon it will be the happiest day in a long time. This semester has been HEAVY and psychologically challenging in all aspects.

Give me your Wallet!

Sooo tired, clock tickin closer to 5 and I just finished for today. I cant see straight.

My neighbour knocked around 2.30, he just got robbed, . Walking home from a night out and tadaaa someone rinsed his pockets while asking for a lighter! So beware! Whatch your back when a stranger asks for a lighter they might search your pockets while you talk without realising it! So one hour flew away from chatting oops.

He said I'm the perfect neighbour to live with to the landlord, thats sweet, you should see what happend to the kitchen the other week so I'm surprised! I am really messy...poor thing hardly gets any cups, I use a couple at the same time...!

Im off to bed cus I need to be up by 10...HAHA who am I fooling?? I'm thinkin 1 or possibly 12.30!

Study before you sleep

So here I am, trying to squeeze in a course in 1 day about memory and how it functions...well...it always take longer than you think to read, especially when you come across terminology youve never heard of before... Anyhow, I knew i was right!
According to consolidation theory of memory, its better to study before sleep, because the memory traces gets less interupted than if we studied in the morning by other impressions and experiences during the day! But I rarely sleep before an exam, which is WRONG because experiments show those who sleep remembers more! So, SLEEP atleast for an hour :) I sound like I came up with the theory, the fact is just I'm to lazy to study during the day! But then again you dont learn anything if all you think off is sleep!

Ah for Gods sake. Where I live, the house has kind of thin walls, its an old house and I share it with another 4 people. I never see 3 of them, just said hi to them once or twice. But anyhow, I think those below me enjoy each others company way to much. Every day, in all hours of the day you hear them having sex! Sure, scream all you want but hello, have you thought for one second I can hear eeeeeeeeeeevery fucking thing if you scream like a pig being killed?? If you bang eachother against the walls or whatever you doing??

Back to work! Man at these times I wish I had earplugs, MUSIC TIME!

Friday, May 29, 2009

For All You Students Out There!

Ok, so here is another advice for you.

People may laugh! but it worth it! Ok, so you stand there in the store looking for a saucepan for youre everyday use...
WRONG, all you have to look for is a frying pan if you're broke. BAM and you have to flies in one smash.



Me and My frying pan are Bestfriends. Here are things you can do:
- Cook soup, yes it works and you'll get like 2 portions in! More than enough for dinner
- Want to make noodles? just put some water in the fryin pan let it boil and throw ur noodles in, tadaaa you can either let them fry or make a soup of them depending on the amount of water.
- Porridge bit can be a bit messy if you dont have a soucepan or a microwave. But trust me, doing Porridge in a frying pan is just as good as in a saucepan! CAUTION tho, dont fry meat before it, or youre porridge will get a funky taste to it!

Anyone having any other ideas?

Rise and Shine

Good Morning!
Never made it for 10, woke up about 20 minutes ago. My body wasnt having less than 8 hours of sleep! Just had breakfast, Pizza (reduced from 3 £ to 0.75 pence!!!) well it has to be eaten today since the best before date is for today...and downing Redbull. All that sugar makes me bloated!


I'm ready for BEACH 2009 YAAALLL

Just gonna relax for another 20 minutes, then mentally prepare for my revision. Its only 4 days left but you know when you just cant find the will to do it, you know that if you dont do it it will have consequences but you still cant pull that finger outta your nose to start typing or readin! I just want to see day light!

Sleeping Pill?

Nope, no sleep for me, no study either, for fucks sake! I'm considering taking one of my sleeping pills, but I need to be up by 10 tomorro, and these fuckers will knock you out. Well atleast these arent as strong as my last ones, we are talking 19 hours of sleep straight!
I dont usually take sleeping pills often, but at deseperate times like these (anxiety about school keeping you awake although you havent been sleeping at all) some desperate measure need to be taken! or else I'll go mental for real. Wouldnt it be nice to have a switch on and off button in your head? Anyway I'm gonna go browse on Perezhilton.com! A site that is visited DAILY, omg
did anyone see the Janice Dickinson clip?? That woman is crazy. Go and see :D


Good night!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hopeless

I'm hopeless, you can never learn an old dog to sit... Maybe one day...with a shotgun against my head.
1 page and I'm already out of concentration...Everything inside me screams just leaaave til 2morro when you dont feel so tired...TSSS, no darling I know you! youre tricking me into sleeping away until 2...and all of a sudden its gonna be 9 oclock in the evening the day before the exam! I dont think so!
Lord, just listen to me! I'm already loosing it!
There was this dude that went mad after 7-11 days of not sleeping, give me 3 days and I'll show you what madness is all about!


Peace out

1 down!!!

I'm outta it, after 2 hour long session of sleep this night I start to hallucinate!
Wohow! Had my first exam today, was shitting myself when I was on my way to Uni, so when I finally sat there starin at the paper, I was like IS THAT IT????? shoot meeee, I was sitting here, looking for invisible letters in the fuckin book and all I got is that?? Dont get me wrong, I still struggled with it, but my worries about completely failing are gone ( this is really a bad sign because its always the opposite!!!! when you think youve failed youve past and the other way around!!) I was prepared for WORLD WAR 3! too bad I spent so much energy on that fucker, Ive got one on monday which I will spend 3-4 hours on today and on sunday a total of 1.3 days of revision my loooooord and then 2.5 days on the one that I have on tuesday MUHAHA oh my, and this is an exam on memory...Gooood Luck!




ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Well, one positive thing is that its stuck now! Its just 4 days left of hard core revision 24/7 and then summerbreak, Ive got stuff to resit but I'll be out in the sunshiiine!

Just downed a Redbull, my oh my. I swear if I dont update within a couple of days it means I've overdosed on Redbull! or, jumped outta the window! either one is likely to happend!

OMG, as I got dressed today for the exam, I thought I'd put on one of my fav jeans I got in USA last year. Really like them... so what happend?? MY ass has gotten so huge that when I pulled them up everything just ripped appart!! it just split from the groin over the thigh leavin my precious junk in the trunk out there!
I need to do something! Help me!
Right I'm doin some hard core readin while I still can see straight!

Friday, May 22, 2009

No more!

I take it all back. I HATE STATISTICS. the 200 pages were alright im at 400 and I have nooo fuckin clue of what I'm doing or reading or supposed to look for :(

I want to drop everything and hide under my bed. My eyes would scare the shit outta the girl in the Exorcist movie. Im downing Red Bull like I was in a desert for weeks. My head is exploding. All I want to do now is just drop dead. The End.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

New day

Ive been eating my breakfast over 1.5 hours, ill do everything just so I can escape to open up my books. I have to read 550 pages by 2morro and I'm on 211...If I read 200 today (Realisticly speaking its gonna be 120) and the rest tomorro after school...It will never work. To bad. I actually enjoy this book. Its Research methods in Psychology, statistics and stuff, graphs and crap like that. Sounds boooring I know. I was clueless in my lectures wtf was she on about?? But, now I see how everything comes together, 2 bad I have 2 days to learn 1 year of classes! aah life is wonderful. Anyways before I open my books I'm just gonna post something.

It feels nice to know that sometimes when you least expect someone you never thought of would think about helping you in some possible way. And there is unfortinatly people who you think will help you but turn their cheek on you when you need them. Funny thing...but then again. When those people need help themselves no one will stand behind them when the wind tries to blow them away!aaaw shouldve thought about that earlier fucker! What a joyful post :)


Now off to do some brain pumpin!

cheers

Friday, May 8, 2009

Long time no see

Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Today we will fly to the KoKo Land. Please enjoy our buffe', we offer Schizofrenia and Dissociative Identity Disorder. Our special fieldtrip will include Mental institution! Hope you enjoy your trip and will fly with us again here with I'll-crash-your-hardware airlines!

I know I shouldve write, but theres nothing to write about, if you want to know what I've done just scroll down and get a picture of how my days looks like. Just got of the phone with a friend of mine, felt so nice to just talk and catch up. But then again, realistically I shouldve been burried in my books....but today, I'm just gonna take it easy, 2morro is a new day. This day was just shit.
I dont know, it feels like I've been crying for hours, this heavy feeling inside your body, eyes that looks like they belong to a person who smoked way to much weed (aka red as a monkeys ass) which in my case is due to sleep derprivation and all I wanna do is just go to bed for once and fall asleep straigh away! knock me the fuck out pls!

everything went wrong today, from missing my bus, then when the next bus arrives the busdriver decides to play catch me if you can and never stops. to missing my lecture, cooking food and set the firealarm which didnt wanna stop, dropping my food on the floor and now not finding my notes...Life is fucking great! The internet doesnt work as is should since I accidently crushed it (mobile broadband usb stick) with my foot when I was getting ready for school the other morning! So the ghetto solution is putting a comb under it while pressing as hard as I can every five minutes so it can connect!

But, do not hang your lip for that my friend (can u say that??) it could be worse! Say it can!


I'm off to bed and hopefully this message will be posted before my internet decides to dissapear again!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

bed time!

Hello!
My life is as exciting as a bowl of noodles. Same flavour everyday.
I have no life what so ever. I've been working on my assignments all day long. I'm not even sure if the things I'm doing is right! I hate this. I have an assignment due in on thursday, so I'll be doing an allnighter tomorrow, and as usual I'll probably post something between 3-5 oclock in the morning, a text full of obscene words. Please let it be 10th of June 2morro.

The other day I woke up during the early hours, feeling something sharp in my neck, I looked at my pillow but didnt see anything, so I stroked the pillow and what did I find?? A needle! A NEEDLE poking out of my pillow. I was fixing my jeans the other day on the bed so I must have dropped a needle on my pillow. That shit couldve done some serious damage!Free piercing anyone??

I need my beautysleep now.

Tha Tha

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Messy no more

Cleaned my room, will be nice to wake up 2 morro and see things in their place.
So I wasted saturday at:
Waking up nearly at 2, I heard my alarm but snoozed until I couldnt snooze no more.
Packed my things and went to my coffeeshop, on the way I got lost in the perfume department, sprayed "sunkissed" by Jennifer Lopez on me (One might think that Jennifer Lopez might do a tacky smelling sweet perfume but no, I was surprised it smelled like heaven.) I am definitly getting it. 27.50 pounds for 100 ml. Thats good!

I never made it to the coffee shop, I poped in to a supermarket instead, bought some food, went home and started to do nothing. Well except cleaning this mess out, just have the dishes left but that will be taken care of 2morro. Im fallin asleep here, man I just woke up!

I'ma try and b awake for another hour do some work and then good night!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Home (a bit messy but oh) sweet home

What a LoOoNg day today, my brain collapsed at 4.30 tonight, and at 7 my alarm was ringing. RAN to uni today, came to late (but ofcourse, how can I not be late its my signature) to my revision lecture OMFG, I died, and I dont wont to come back to the world of the living. HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PASS THE EXAM?? Ive got 3-4 days (if im lycky) to revise for 4.5 months lectures...I think I know the results already!

So I didnt get much study done in the library, there was this dude that kept disturbin me for almost 3 hours, waving, staring and asking questions, LEAVE me ALONE I try to save my grades OK??? At the end of my 3 hour distraction I just packed my shit and went, get the hint when someone doent even look at you when you are waving like your life depends on it, aaaah there out. Me? Angry? NooOOoOOO just overload at the moment, Im not in at the moment but please leave a message after the tone and I'll come back to you. Thank you, Bye.

After school I went to do some windowshopping, sigh, so many pretty things, so broke. Anyways,
theres free stuff you CAN do when "shopping" here are some advice:
  • Who said you can not moisturize yourself from top to toe?
  • When fixing your hair, with hairspray or equal, be sure the staff dont see you!
  • Face looks tired? Put make-up on, who needs to buy Chanel, Clinique, Estee Lauder, Elizabeth Arden etc?? Consider the makeup department as your makeup bag.
  • Feel a little smelly? Theres tons of perfumes to chose from, I personally tried on "sunkissed" by Jennifer Lopez today, smells really nice. and then I sprayed some Hugo Boss and Calvin Klein. And finally some unidentified perfume on my book! You never know what perfume smells like until like 1 hour after!
  • Feeling a little hungry? Get a nibble of grapes here or there, but once again, make sure the staff dont see you!

Thats it for today, if there are more free shopping advice please let me know I'd like to explore new things.

So long and good-bye